Calculations
A Short Story About OCD
I always wake up at 7:00 am
But I make it a point that I get out of bed at 7:00:59 am
A second before the time reaches 7:01:00 am
This means the universe won’t punish me for being the lazy person that I am
So I go downstairs for breakfast
Skipping 2 stair steps at a time
This saves me 15 seconds of my existence
This means the universe would reward me for being a good steward of my time
So, as usual, I pour cereals at the blue bowl I use every Friday
I usually pour cereals for 3 seconds
But I’m in a good mood today, so I pour cereals for 4 more seconds, more good luck for me
I can use the extra 15 seconds I saved awhile ago to eat the extra 1 second of poured cereal
I shovel through my cereal like there’s no tomorrow
Munching on it three times before I swallow
3 seconds of poured cereal takes me 8 spoons to finish
4 seconds of poured cereal might take me 11 spoons to finish, and I was right like always
After breakfast, I wash the dishes for less than 30 seconds
I go and head upstairs to the bathroom, skipping 3 stair steps at a time
This saves me 20 seconds of my existence
This means the universe would reward me for being a good steward of my time
So, as usual, I head to the shower and choose the hot temperature like I always do
But I’m in a good mood today, so I choose the extra hot temperature like I rarely do
Little did I know it would hurt me and I feel the boiling water roasting through my flesh
But I wanted this since I’m in a good mood today but it hurts so bad, and I count to ten
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10…
GAAAAAH!
I twinge and quickly turn the temperature to cold like I never do
And this doesn’t feel right, it breaks my rule, it’s a sin, maybe it’s fun to sin once in awhile
The cold water did feel good after the sacrifice I’ve made since I’m in a good mood today
This could mean the universe would reward me for being such a persevering person
Time for my shower routine.
Hair: Wash. Wash. Wash.
Body: Scrub. Scrub. Scrub.
Face: Splash. Splash. Splash.
Teeth: Brush. Brush. Brush.
I like doing things three times, I strive for perfection.
I quickly get out of the bathroom like I always do
And it does feel right, it follows my rule, I’m forgiven of the sin I committed awhile ago
I use the blue towel I use every Friday
And I get ready for jogging
To Be Continued.
This is amazing. Waiting for the continuation ….
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Powerful. It’s like we’re all there with you. So vivid! Amazing post.
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Thank you 🙂
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This is absolutely brilliant writing. I have OCD too and it’s so refreshing to read about other people’s routines.
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Thank you 🙂 By the way, this is not my routine if that’s what you’re thinking. Hahaha. I have OCD but I’m a lot better now because of therapy 🙂
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Love this. According to the guys at work I have OCD but I can’t see it myself! 🙂
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OCD isn’t just about being clean and tidy. It’s much more weirder than that, in a superstitious and nonsense kind of way. That’s why they’re called “obsessions”. You’ll be annoyed if you have it though 🙂
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I guess I have certain routines and things have to be done a particular way. If they’re not the to will redo whatever it is the way I like it! I think there are its of variations of OCD and I believe that everyone has it in one form or another!
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Everyone does have it in one form or another. Some are just very serious and requires medical attention. Nice opinion 🙂
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Luckily mine must be very mild! Thank you for reading and liking my poems and stories, it’s much appreciated! 😀👍
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You’re welcome 🙂
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This post felt like such an interesting experience. Well done!!
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Thank you 🙂
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Great style. I have OCD too
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But a mild condition
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Same here 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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brilliant/……especially the way you told the time and the number of times….I havnt read anything like this before
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Thanks 🙂
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Oh my gosh, I know a few OCD people and I’ve taught one student. This really gives someone who doesn’t have it insight into their reactions when the routine is broken!! Wow!
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OCD is a commonly misunderstood medical condition 🙂 I’m glad this gave you more insight of the everyday life of a person with severe OCD 🙂
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This post is really interesting it puts you into the mindset of someone living with it and the rituals they have to do. We need more writing like this to be done to help give more people an understanding of what OCD really is. This post helped me understand it better as I am someone who has never suffered from it.
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I’m glad that this post helped you understand OCD better 🙂 Thank you for your thoughts 🙂
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So much love in this beautiful post.
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I laughed and cried a little reading this. Yes the counting. Yes the good and bad associations. Yes the rules. Yes the steps. Yes. Can’t wait to read more.
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It’s silly and depressing how OCD works. Haha. I’ll post part 2 soon 🙂
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